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Because apparently, this is what we're doing now.
Nobody consulted you. Nobody explained the plan. And yet, here we are.
For life's unexpected detours, questionable decisions, awkward gatherings, and those moments when all you can do is stare into the distance and accept your fate.
Featuring expressive handwritten typography and just the right amount of reluctant resignation, this comfortable unisex tee delivers a complete attitude without raising its voice.
Perfect for anyone who's ever looked around and thought, "Seriously? This is happening?"
Some situations don't deserve an explanation. Just a T-shirt.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
- Soft, lightweight tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Vintage-inspired, comfortable fit
- Pre-shrunk for added durability
- Unisex sizing, XS–3XL
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
"Because Apparently, This Is What We're Doing Now" / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.50
Nobody consulted you. Nobody explained the plan. And yet, here we are.
For life's unexpected detours, questionable decisions, awkward gatherings, and those moments when all you can do is stare into the distance and accept your fate.
Featuring expressive handwritten typography and just the right amount of reluctant resignation, this comfortable unisex tee delivers a complete attitude without raising its voice.
Perfect for anyone who's ever looked around and thought, "Seriously? This is happening?"
Some situations don't deserve an explanation. Just a T-shirt.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
- Soft, lightweight tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Vintage-inspired, comfortable fit
- Pre-shrunk for added durability
- Unisex sizing, XS–3XL
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |