Culinary Chaos / Unisex Athletic Shorts
XS
$45.00
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Culinary Chaos | Unisex Athletic Shorts
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Others wear an entire Italian kitchen on their shorts.
Introducing Culinary Chaos—an explosion of pasta, tomatoes, fresh herbs, garlic, flying ingredients, and spectacularly questionable kitchen behavior. These vibrant all-over-print athletic shorts celebrate the glorious mess that happens when creativity meets an appetite.
Perfect for chefs, home cooks, foodies, runners, gym enthusiasts, or anyone who believes life is too short for boring shorts.
Product Features
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Lightweight fabric: 5.13 oz./sq. yd.
Four-way stretch for comfort and freedom of movement
Moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
Breathable, quick-drying material
Convenient pockets
Vibrant all-over print
Unisex fit
Available in sizes XS–3XL
Whether you're running laps, running errands, or running out of Parmesan, these shorts are ready for whatever's cooking.
Creativity Is a Condition.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Culinary Chaos / Unisex Athletic Shorts
$45.00
Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves. Others wear an entire Italian kitchen on their shorts.
Introducing Culinary Chaos—an explosion of pasta, tomatoes, fresh herbs, garlic, flying ingredients, and spectacularly questionable kitchen behavior. These vibrant all-over-print athletic shorts celebrate the glorious mess that happens when creativity meets an appetite.
Perfect for chefs, home cooks, foodies, runners, gym enthusiasts, or anyone who believes life is too short for boring shorts.
Product Features
91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
Lightweight fabric: 5.13 oz./sq. yd.
Four-way stretch for comfort and freedom of movement
Moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
Breathable, quick-drying material
Convenient pockets
Vibrant all-over print
Unisex fit
Available in sizes XS–3XL
Whether you're running laps, running errands, or running out of Parmesan, these shorts are ready for whatever's cooking.
Creativity Is a Condition.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Size guide
| WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
| S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 42 ½ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 45 ⅝ | 52 ¾ |