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I'd like to thank the Academy... but my landlord still wants cash.
Because critical acclaim doesn't pay the rent.
For actors, filmmakers, screenwriters, and anyone pursuing a creative career while the bills keep arriving.
Featuring a playful awards-inspired design, this comfortable unisex tee celebrates the glamorous reality of chasing your dreams while keeping a roof over your head.
Perfect for auditions, film festivals, rehearsals, writing sessions, or your next meeting with someone who promises to pay you in exposure.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Classic unisex fit
• Double stitching on neckline and sleeves
• Available in sizes S–3XL
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
I'd Like to Thank the Academy | Funny Unisex T-Shirt
$21.99
Because critical acclaim doesn't pay the rent.
For actors, filmmakers, screenwriters, and anyone pursuing a creative career while the bills keep arriving.
Featuring a playful awards-inspired design, this comfortable unisex tee celebrates the glamorous reality of chasing your dreams while keeping a roof over your head.
Perfect for auditions, film festivals, rehearsals, writing sessions, or your next meeting with someone who promises to pay you in exposure.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
• Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Soft, lightweight fabric
• Classic unisex fit
• Double stitching on neckline and sleeves
• Available in sizes S–3XL
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |