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Some people love being surrounded by other people. Some people have questions about those people.
"Please don't make this a group activity." For the fiercely independent, the selectively social, and anyone who has ever watched a perfectly simple task become an unnecessarily complicated team-building exercise.
This isn't just a statement. It's a design with a sense of irony.
Featuring bold, handwritten lettering across a clean white front, this long-sleeve crop top incorporates an original abstract grayscale crowd illustration across the sleeves and back. Hundreds of people, blending into one another, surrounding a perfectly reasonable request to be left alone.
The result is a striking combination of contemporary wearable art, understated sarcasm, and just enough attitude to discourage unsolicited participation.
Perfect for casual outings, creative spaces, reluctant social gatherings, or simply making a statement without having to explain yourself.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Creativity Is a Condition.
Product Details:
- Women's all-over print long-sleeve crop top
- 78% polyester, 22% elastane
- Smooth, stretchy performance fabric
- Fabric weight: 8.56 oz./yd²
- Comfortable, body-hugging fit
- Wide, double-layered waistband
- Raglan-style long sleeves
- Tear-away care label
- Original grayscale crowd artwork on sleeves and back
- Front features contrasting white fabric with statement lettering
- Available in sizes 2XS–6XL
- Made to order
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Use mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Do not dry clean
Please Don't Make This a Group Activity / Women's Long-Sleeve Crop Top
$42.00
"Please don't make this a group activity." For the fiercely independent, the selectively social, and anyone who has ever watched a perfectly simple task become an unnecessarily complicated team-building exercise.
This isn't just a statement. It's a design with a sense of irony.
Featuring bold, handwritten lettering across a clean white front, this long-sleeve crop top incorporates an original abstract grayscale crowd illustration across the sleeves and back. Hundreds of people, blending into one another, surrounding a perfectly reasonable request to be left alone.
The result is a striking combination of contemporary wearable art, understated sarcasm, and just enough attitude to discourage unsolicited participation.
Perfect for casual outings, creative spaces, reluctant social gatherings, or simply making a statement without having to explain yourself.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Creativity Is a Condition.
Product Details:
- Women's all-over print long-sleeve crop top
- 78% polyester, 22% elastane
- Smooth, stretchy performance fabric
- Fabric weight: 8.56 oz./yd²
- Comfortable, body-hugging fit
- Wide, double-layered waistband
- Raglan-style long sleeves
- Tear-away care label
- Original grayscale crowd artwork on sleeves and back
- Front features contrasting white fabric with statement lettering
- Available in sizes 2XS–6XL
- Made to order
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Use mild detergent
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
- Do not dry clean
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 31 ½ | 23 ⅝ | 33 ⅞ |
| XS | 33 ⅛ | 25 ¼ | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| M | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 39 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 42 ½ | 34 ⅝ | 44 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 45 ⅝ | 37 ¾ | 48 |
| 3XL | 48 ⅞ | 41 | 51 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 52 | 44 ⅛ | 54 ⅜ |
| 5XL | 55 ⅛ | 47 ¼ | 57 ½ |
| 6XL | 58 ¼ | 50 ⅜ | 60 ⅝ |