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"I Was Promised a Different Experience."
Well, this is awkward.
Somewhere along the way, expectations and reality stopped speaking to each other.
Whether it's a family reunion, a first date, a vacation gone sideways, or just another Tuesday, this shirt says what we're all thinking without explaining a single thing.
Featuring understated, hand-lettered typography and a healthy dose of disappointment, this original Stacey Alan Spivey design is perfect for anyone who's ever wondered how things went so spectacularly off-script.
Because apparently, this is what we're doing now.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
- Soft, lightweight tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Vintage-inspired, comfortable fit
- Pre-shrunk for added durability
- Unisex sizing, XS–3XL
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
I Was Promised a Different Experience / Unisex T-Shirt
$26.50
Well, this is awkward.
Somewhere along the way, expectations and reality stopped speaking to each other.
Whether it's a family reunion, a first date, a vacation gone sideways, or just another Tuesday, this shirt says what we're all thinking without explaining a single thing.
Featuring understated, hand-lettered typography and a healthy dose of disappointment, this original Stacey Alan Spivey design is perfect for anyone who's ever wondered how things went so spectacularly off-script.
Because apparently, this is what we're doing now.
An original Stacey Alan Spivey design.
Product details:
- Soft, lightweight tri-blend fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Vintage-inspired, comfortable fit
- Pre-shrunk for added durability
- Unisex sizing, XS–3XL
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |